Everything you need to know about getting published

Not quite sure why I blog at all when there are blogs as good as James Moran's around. If you're an unpublished author, wondering what you're doing wrong, please, please, read it and follow the advice in it. Your future fame, fortune and everything else depend on it.The only things he fails to mention are boots, chocolate and sparkly wine, but I reckon he has all the other publishing essentials