Not Enough Time in the Day

It's finally happened. I've reached the saturation point. I officially can't keep up with everything.

I've been wrestling with a really big trojan (the virus kind, you dirty bird), and got a few days behind in my computer stuff.

Here's my to do list:

• Answering 362 emails
• Visiting my Message Board
• Updating my wesbite
• Updating my events calender
• Making Bloody Mary coasters
• Finalizing content for the Library Promotion
• Rewriting an older novel to submit under a pseudonym
• Creating a Flash website and a promo campaign for above pseudonym
• Judging a Writer's Digest short story contest
• Judging the contests I'm holding on my website
• Working on a children's book with an illustrator friend
• Catching up on 8 blurbs I've promised people
• Teaching a writing class at the local college
• Reading 23 stories/novel excerpts from people who want my opinion
• Working on two new short stories
• Going to seven events in the next ten days

I'm not complaining at all--I just wish there was a way to clone myself so I can catch up.